sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I have fence marks all over my body
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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