That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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