butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I understand Curling. That high.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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