Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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