i barfeds in our rink
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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