i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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