I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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