I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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