All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Less talking, more tequila
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
