were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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