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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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