that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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