I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
