judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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