All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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