your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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