If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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