I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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