windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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