You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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