id be glad to
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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