Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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