he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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