I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
