Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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