we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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