while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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