I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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