New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I think im going to throw up on grandma
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
This is classic penis vs brain.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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