Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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