i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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