We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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