Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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