I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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