:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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