It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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