why didn't you poke me back
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Boobs speak an international language.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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