I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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