Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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