But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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