Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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