I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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