I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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