We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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