Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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