That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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