East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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