so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
