Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
