just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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