Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Randomize
