..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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